This is funny because Johnny Depp is being so dramatic here! LOL!
While filming ‘The Tourist’ with Angelina Jolie, Johnny was asked to watch her 175 pound bulldog. That’s some animal!!!

“Foolishly I was persuaded to look after their dog Jacques for a night. He’s a huge bulldog. At first I had a terrible feeling, because Jacques smelt horrible. “But then I told myself, ‘Come on, you will survive one night’. Everything was cool – until I sat down on the bed to take my shoes off. Jacques pounced on me from behind and kept jumping around on me.
“He’s not small. Around 175lbs of dog was hurled at me, which felt like about 300lbs. I shouted for help and luckily someone came to take that beast off me.”